Fashion Victim

When I thought about my tri-band sorceress Morgana, it immediately became clear that she was a spoilt little Valley Girl. You should have seen the tantrums when Morgana found the Peasant’s Crown.

Cain: Come on, Morgana, you could at least try it on for a quick raid on Pindleskin, just for me.

Morgana: I’m NOT wearing it. It’s ugly and it itches. I have a perfectly good circlet with +2 cold skills. If you need me, I’ll be in Atma’s tavern. Don’t wait up. [slam]

C: Blimey, I wonder how much mana it takes to slam a waypoint.

[the next day]

C: Um, these rumours about you and Geglash—

M: Get real.

C: About the Peasant’s Crown then. Maybe you could share it with Wulfstan.

M: [folds arms] He has my topaz’d Tarnhelm aready.

C: So use the “Ethernet LAN” chant and give it to one of your friends.

M: Yeah, right, if I wanted to totally insult them. Alcippe’s already paranoid about having dumped that shield which Anya defaced for a Rhyme’d Grim Shield, which I must say does NOT suit her carefully cultivated Homeric image. And her Rogue has a Tarnhelm already.

C: I heard about that shield business with Anya. I may be old but I can still read “Multiverse Today”. Hippolyta then.

M: Sheesh, Cain, Hippolyta owes me big time for runes, and her muscle already has the Undead Crown. You never even think about my credibility, do you? I give up. If you need me, I’ll be in the Desert Rain.

C: Tell Atma I said—
[slam]

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